jeffreykite:

*julian voice* the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood

(Source: ffuturepresentpast, via sorryidontswim)

My dream is to be living in a small but adequate apartment in NYC in my 20s, where I host casual dinner parties and, most importantly, I get to DJ and create the perfect playlist to which everyone has a wonderful time

verysmallgirl:

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

(via idalis)